Monday, March 12, 2012

WSG Boss Profiles

  1. Ned Competant - The Clueless One: Likes all the really basic stocks, not too risky or adventurous. Started off investing in Apple and Coca Cola, but later on in the game when he won't make too much revenue from it. Lowest level sector boss, only acquire middling options from his defeat. More of a tutorial thing.

  1. Amet Gala - The Party Boy – Chummy, but only because people are paid to laugh at his jokes. He's a fan of vice, and has invested in as many boozing, carousing, fun spirited stocks as possible. Early supporter of Virgin and likes to think he's a close personal friend of Richard Branson (who thinks that he's a bit of a wank, he candidly admits).

  1. Esther Menshel - The Schmoozer – She knows that networking is key. She'll bend over backwards to make sure you're comfortable as long as it'll net her a profit. She likes to invest in a handful of retail and tech (especially the phone market; she's always chatting), consumer goods, as well as some healthcare to show her philanthropic side.

  1. William Chumbly - The Braggart – Braggart works hard on his portfolio and harder on his physique; A bit of a harmless Patrick Bateman. He's a classic investor, mostly to give him some bragging rights at the gentleman's investment club. He's always on his blue-tooth, trying to one-up anybody who needs to contact him. He likes light financial, basic materials, and industrial stocks, trying to feel included in the old boys club of speculation.

  1. Edward Verm - The Conservative One – A pencil necked paper pusher, the conservative one got where he is today by keeping his head down and his nose to the grindstone. A proponent of hard work and scrupulous investing, he only invests in inelastic commodities. Financial stocks, industrial stocks, and basic materials are what he's after. Mr. Conservative doesn't let his money go to the fickle interests of the Vulgate. He is also terrified of confrontation and does his best to stay out of the way.
  1. Mildred Grisley - The Matriarch – She's won every drinking contest at the boy's club. She'll fire you crassly just to prove a point. She's had to struggle her way to the top, and do it in heels, and she's not going anywhere anytime soon. Despite her caustic persona, she's a huge investor in healthcare having wanted to go into nursing before being told it was “a girl's job”. Or maybe because of all the people she's put in traction. Other interests of hers involve consumer goods, and some ETF's for good measure.

  1. Robert Baron - The Right Hand Man – A staunch defender of the main baddy and a significant part of his legal council, the right hand man is a shrewd investor with all the right instincts. He's maintained a very diverse portfolio, although prefers to focus on stocks that don't have to do with people. ETF's, financials, industrial goods, high level tech, and basic materials are his milieu. Unlike the conservative one, the right hand man loves confrontation and has been known to hire people just to have an impulse firing pool.

  1. Vincent Grabbal - The Boss Man – Bordering on Mafia Don, this CEO does any and everything in his power to ensure his success. He's managed to rally the other big investors around his general causes, and if they show a hint of doubt, they risk being cut off. Boss Man has a fully diversified portfolio, sampling high yield stocks of every variety, but focusing on large scale financial sectors most acutely.   

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